I was listening to some new music today — different types of metal that I would mostly call “Death Metal”. Those in the know would, however, class these different bands into different Death Metal categories — Finish Death Metal, Norwegian Death Metal, Swedish Schizo Dwarf Fantasy Death Metal, etc. You get the point? Anyway, one of these bands was labeled “Analcore”. WTF? What is Analcore? Songs about the anus? Songs that are crappy? I don’t know. But suddenly I feel old.